broken-yellow-crayon: Does anyone else really admire Crowley? He does his research He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him He has worked his way up in Hell He’s smart He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing) He’s witty He loved his dog He is multi-lingual He’s a hands-on king His job carries lots of responsibility He’s always one step ahead He gets shit done He’s a...
yaypawnee: it is 2013 why doesnt mcdonalds deliver?
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
chongthenomad: so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
my-placenta-is-on-fire: scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it can we say socks instead of yolo? yes. Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
bigtimejessemacbelieber: so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS